Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Naughty Panties: Fast Food Edition

Naughty Panties has always been fun and naughty especially with public signs just like the ones you see below...

BURGER KING: "Have It Your Way"

SUBWAY: "Eat Fresh."

KFC: "Finger Lickin' Good!"

WHITE CASTLE: "What You Crave"

WENDY'S: "Do What Tastes Right"

I love the colors and the concepts, it's just so sad that I can't have these produced because of copyright issues...

If you want to see more designs and ideas, check out my website at

Monday, June 8, 2009

Naughty Panties: 10 Things You Didn't Know About Orgasm

This is a talk by Mary Roach at TED where she explores some of the bizarre things about orgasm that most people don't know. I have to warn you that this post is not your typical post about "10 things" and stuff, this is an actual research done scientifically supported by facts (I said that because I might disappoint people who might expect otherwise). But the talk was really funny and the facts are really interesting. So here it is at a glance:

  1. not mentioned
  2. You don't need genitals
  3. You can have them when you're dead
  4. Orgasm can cause bad breath
  5. And cure the hiccups
  6. Doctors once prescribed orgasm for fertility
  7. Pig farmers still do
  8. Female animals are having more fun than you think
  9. Studying human orgasm in a lab is not easy
  10. But it is sure entertaining

I know this is a bit off topic but I couldn't help posting it because of the things presented. And this is one of the funny lines in this clip:

Cheese crumbs spread before two copulating rats will distract the female, but not the male.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Naughty Panties: Really Priceless Faces while Bikini Waxing

For the sake of vanity, I will pay the painful price!

You know what, these girl's faces are rather priceless! It gave me quite a laugh after seeing them brace themselves and then RIP!!!

one, two... aaaahhhhww!!!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Naughty Panties: Britney Spears Sells Her Panties

I don't believe it... I'll be better off selling her panties instead of setting up my panty business!

Britney called this black lace panties "Happy Valley". But why, I don't exactly know. It was sold in an auction along with Cristina Aguilera's pink lace thong, Paris Hilton's rare double 'A' cup bras, Olsen Twins' slightly stained, hip-hugging jeans, and many more. The auction raised $19.43 Million and less than a million of that came from Britney's knickers... Britney Spears used the pants from 2000 to 2003 on stage, but is said to have washed them 'at least twice' during that period, which considerably lowered their value at the auction.

The last line blew me away. You can actually raise its value by not cleaning it... amazing! Read here for more details.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Naughty Panties: Panty Jokes!

Clinton's Panty

The other day President Clinton was walking around the White House all morning with a pair of ladies panties on his arm.

Everyone was looking at him and wondering what he was doing now but no one had the courage to say anything.

At 1200 hours the President's Marine Aide de Camp relieved his Air Force counterpart who whispered what he'd seen in the Marine Major's ear.

Being a confident and tactfully articulate Officer and a Gentleman, the Marine Major purposefully strode into the Oval Office, positioned himself centered and 3 paces in front of the
President's desk and politely inquired what he was doing with the pair of ladies panties on his arm.

President Clinton replied: "It's the patch, I'm trying to quit."

State-Of-The-Art Watch

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."

Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?", she asks.

"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"

The man exclaims, "Damn-- this thing must be an hour fast!"

The Black Box

There were three ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time.

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties before I gets on dat plane.'

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floesant orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

The third old lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties..... '

'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always go look fo da black box first.'

Panties and Gloves

A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note.

Dearest Darling,

This is a little gift to show my affection for you on our Anniversary. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on and she really looked great. I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other men’s hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,

P.S. Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.

Girls' Night Out

Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a "Girls Night Out", and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they really needed to pee. Since they were passing a graveyard, one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with, so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, and then throw them away.

Her friend was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties!"

That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said,


Friday, May 1, 2009

Naughty Panties: Ilocandia Bikini Open Contestants 2009

Here are the 15 Bikini Open Contestants!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Naughty Panties: In Public

Here are some of the creative ways to display your naughty panties publicly:

Use it as a tent

Here is a view from the inside

Having a nice time?

They call it "Panty Camp"

Make a kite out of it!

Have your pet cats play with it!

I'm not sure what the japanese meant by this signage...

Here's an advertisement that promises every man's dream... a "Liquid Panty Remover" much like the fountain of youth!

Some cars can have the same effect...

If it really has that effect, why not change the logo to fit the description better?

After the car does its effect, use the panty to lock the steering wheel!

Speaking of panties being removed, here's one that you'll be cheering on!

Some girls like to show it off... painted on their skirts...

Some don't... when it's not painted... but they still do accidentally...

This one will attract more visitors to the zoo... but I guess PETA will not like it as much...

If you like wildlife and adventure, why don't you try climbing the "panty wall"? I have no idea though why they call it that...

This one has really has panties on the wall... it's a mural by the way...

If works of art such as the mural above amazes you, this sculpture will amaze you even more!

If it draws in crowds, you can also use it to attract your customers when setting up your store... especially when you sell food...

or maybe a convenient store...

Be sure to bring your purse, just in case you need to buy something...

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Naughty Panties: World's Dumbest!

I can't imagine how these guys could have survived the Laws of Evolution and Survival of the Fittest! I just hope they don't try and have children and continue the cycle, their lineage should seriously stop...

If stealing panties on broad daylight is not dumb enough, telling the police that "I stole it because it makes good slingshots!!???"- that should be the dumbest alibi you can come up with!

Naughty, naughty, naughty... This is exactly the reason why Super Heroes are needed. To eliminate pure evil such as this... And for that we have look back to the guy man enough to have started it all (in red panties...)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Naughty Panties: PETA Manila Zoo Protest

PETA's protest against Manila Zoo

Wow! I'm telling you, if they do this more often, I'll start going to the zoo instead of bars! It's cheaper and you'll get "imported" beauties on their bikini's for free. I bet Manila zoo made more money today than the regular sales...

But seriously, I've been to the zoo before and it's remarkable how these zoo keepers take care of the animals. It's not like how it is in the wild but this is what they can offer for abandoned animals. They are not making big money out of it anyway so why stop them? It's clear that money is not their drive...

How about PETA using pretty women to get people's attention? Isn't that a violation of sexual public display? Don't you know there are young kids out there? In fact, majority of the visitors there are kids! Are you telling us 'it's not ok to look at animals because you are exploiting them but you can look at our pretty girls' flesh instead, it's not our advocacy anyway.' Tsk, tsk, tsk, naughty, naughty!!! THE END DOES NOT JUSTIFY THE MEANS...

And for that, here's a Naughty Panty to ponder on...

I found this signage on the internet but I don't exactly know what it means (maybe 'dogs area' or something), but I sure like how it looks on a panty!

see details of the article here

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